Greetings from Austin

This one comes by way of Tom:http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942In thanks for the article, I have composed a short litany for him:Tom is goodTom is greatTom is G-dTom is the inventor of the kung-fu gripAnd Tom now comes in two varieties:Liquid and Powder formLovely, eh?